By David Simmons
Pigeons home. Dogs home. In the late
1970s we learned, in the Fawlty Towers episode “Basil the
Rat”, that even Rattus homes under the right circumstances,
in this case the tender, loving care of a kindly waiter from
Barcelona who thinks it’s a hamster (“You have rats in Spain,
don’t you, or did Franco have ’em all shot?”).
The homing instinct of cats is also
renowned, although it can be as much of a curse as a blessing.
And this raises the question (purists
say we’re not allowed to say “begs the question”, as its actual
meaning is irrelevant to most real-world purposes): Do people have a
homing instinct?
It also speaks to one of the two most
significant events in the Simmons family in 2013.
Not all of us get as stubbornly
attached to a domicile as cats (or hamster-impostor rats). When early
this year my wife and I decided to move out of our rented townhouse
in south-central Bangkok and into the house we had built a few years
ago in the town of Pak Chong, in the province of Nakhon Ratchasima in
northeastern Thailand, it became an issue.
We (by which I mean my wife Pong)
decided that for this move, about the eighth we had endured since
moving to Thailand from Hong Kong in late 2001, we would not hire
movers or rent a truck but move gradually, utilizing the pickup
trucks owned by her family and their friends. Since there was no rush
to make the move, this took place over several weeks, and the
townhouse became more and more empty.
One day I went downstairs to the main
living area, looked around the barrenness and – a little to my
surprise, as it was quite a nice place and we had lived there since
2005 – I felt not even a twinge of sadness.
Outside the Bangkok townhouse. |
This may have been partly due to my
anticipation of moving, for the first time in my six-decade life,
into a real house that I “owned”, rather than renting. The
quotation marks are there for two reasons. The most obvious is that
the mortgage still has a few years to go until we can finally wrest
the place out of the hands of the bank. The second is that I am not a
Thai citizen, and therefore cannot legally own property. The house is
in the name of my wife, a Thai national.
To make this move possible, I had to
get approval from my employer to work from home, as it would of
course no longer be possible to commute to the newspaper’s office
in Bang Na, a district of southeastern Bangkok. The boss agreed, and
the paper’s tech department arranged for me to get remote access to
the server, so that I could do my copy-editing job normally. I had
already been doing something similar for my secondary employer, a
paper in Hong Kong; nowadays with nearly universal Internet
connections, the old concept of a physical newsroom is becoming as
obsolete as the manual typewriter.
Before we moved, my wife’s family
(who live in the same area) oversaw the construction of an extension
to the house, which was to be my office. I didn’t have time to make
the trip up to Pak Chong to see what was happening, and when I
finally saw what they had done, I was stunned. The office extension
was huge, covering nearly all of the yard. The interior was in pink
tile (for no reason other than it’s a favourite colour of my wife
and our daughter, as of course I wasn’t consulted on this or
anything else) and very spacious, necessitating the most powerful
air-conditioner in the house. It was fully equipped with Internet and
satellite-TV connections.
But what about Onet the cat? What was
her verdict on the move?
She generally approved, but of course
didn’t confine herself to exploring the boundaries of the house
itself, or the yard. She wandered down the soi (lane) to where
it joined the subdivision’s main street. Then she wandered out to
the thanon (main road) through the village.
Then she got lost.
She was missing for a week before an
alert neighbour spotted her in a vacant lot about 300 metres down the
road and told my wife. They drove back to the spot on the neighbour’s
motorbike and fetched Onet, who had lost a bit of weight but was
otherwise fine, and now confines her travels to parts of the soi
from where the house is still visible.
Onet, party animal. |
So the cat came back and lived on in
comfort and health. Her master was not so fortunate.
One day I was busy in the office,
struggling as I do every day to translate Thaiglish business stories
into publishable English, when I noticed my left foot was swelling a
bit. At first I ignored it, as this happens sometimes when I’m
sitting for a bit too long. But when Onet banged on the office door
and I got up to let her in, I found I could hardly walk.
At first we thought I must have been
bitten by an insect (kids found a red ant in the office later), and
then we thought a spider bite was more likely. Anyway, when the
swelling didn’t go down overnight, Pong drove me to a nearby
private hospital to have it looked at.
It turned out I’d contracted a
serious infection, which had spread out of my foot and into my
circulatory system, bringing my blood pressure down to dangerous
lows. The doctors put me on general antibiotics, though they still
didn’t know what exactly the infection was. Not wanting to take a
chance on it, they transferred me by ambulance to a bigger hospital
in the same chain, in the provincial capital about an hour away.
There I was slapped into the intensive-care unit and poked full of
intravenous tubes to fight the (still unidentified) infection and get
my blood pressure back up.
Unknown to me at the time, the doctors
warned my wife that if these measures proved ineffective, the
infection had already spread so far that it could kill me.
Eventually they decided I needed
surgery, to drain the poison out of my foot. I think it was at that
point that they diagnosed the infection: necrotizing fasciitis, or flesh-eating
disease, which in severe cases can
only be halted by amputating the
infected limb. In my case, the surgeon was able to carve out the
worst chunks, and after a week or so the infection was subsiding
satisfactorily, I was taken off the IV, and sent home (after excellent care by nurses not all of whom looked like the one on the right) with a bagful of oral antibiotics. A month later I was fine.
Other than that little adventure, the
move into our home has been a success. As I had no medical insurance,
the hospital stay blew us out of the water financially, but thanks to
the assistance of a family friend, we avoided taking out a second
mortgage. And despite my above-noted long-standing indifference to
the concept of home ownership, I confess to a change of heart. This
place gives me great pleasure.
That pleasure is enhanced by the fact
that it is a very nice house; it was mostly designed by my wife, and
she spared no detail to make it her personal “paradise”. She has
used that word dozens of times since we moved in. She grew up in a
poor farming family and has always dreamed of having her own
Lukyi and Dang. |
Our daughter Lukyi transferred from her small international school in Bangkok to a large privately run school in Pak Chong. Unlike the Bangkok school, the medium of instruction is Thai, not English, and her Thai literacy wasn’t up to snuff in the opinion of the administration, so she is repeating Grade 4. But she likes the school and has made lots of new friends, and I think she’s doing OK academically. I help her with her English reading at home.
Her biological brother Dang is staying
with us. His parents have split up; his father Ut lives here in Pak Chong and comes over frequently, but his mother Nok is busy in a
construction business in Bangkok and comes more rarely. They pay for
his schooling, and Ut, who is an excellent handyman, helps us
maintain the house at little or no cost.
View from the Floating Bar |
My friend Martin and I made another
trip to the Philippines in March. We went to Subic Bay this time; he
is a scuba-diving fanatic and wanted to explore the shipwrecks around
that former US naval base. We stayed at the Arizona International Resort, which besides a good dive shop
to keep Martin happy, also featured an excellent restaurant and a
floating bar.
The best way to get to Subic Bay from
Thailand is via Clark airport, just outside Angeles City, so this trip also allowed a visit with my old friend Ted, who runs an
Internet cafe there.
As I write this, life is passably
normal. Pong is still convinced an insect or spider bite caused my
foot infection, so I’ve been banished from the office and moved
into one of the bedrooms in the main house, which is deemed more
bug-proof. I’m working six-day weeks to make a dent in our debts.
There is little sign here in sleepy Pak
Chong of the reactionary movement that has nearly paralysed Bangkok
with protests demanding “reforms” aimed at somehow preventing a
succession of governments favoured by the “uneducated” rural
majority. There is an excellent chance of another bloodbath early in
2014, possibly even a civil war.
But hey, it’s the festive season.
Let’s keep a good thought.
Pong (Nuannoi), Lukyi (Natinicha), Dang, Onet and I wish you all a great 2014.